Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Writing for me

Life is in a funny spot.  Poker is on the fence and where most of my colleagues have moved on to delve into the next chapter in their lives', I am left in the dust grabbing at the final few dollars falling out of the poker sky.  I've always felt partially bitter and spiteful towards the world for never being pursued for my talents.  If only one person had reached out to tap into my potential I would have fallen into step and blossomed where ever I was needed.  My whole life feels on the fence.  I don't know if I should be work on my relationship and getting married and starting a family or if I should just run into the woods and makes sculptures in a cave for a few years.  I've always teetered between my following impulses while at the same time being completely rational and contemplative over life's tough decisions.  Writers write.  My left brain is a little over swollen these days.  It's quantitative pressure is squashing some of my more important emotional connections.  Some people just weren't meant for this world.  Some minds weren't meant for a body.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

I Do Suck

I am having quit the mediocre start to 2013; it's quite frustrating.  There is some money to be made, but these days it seems to be more about just treading water as opposed to riding any waves.  Personally, I can only speak for the state of playing poker in the US.

We can't play poker online, I thought this was Americuh!?!?  It is kind of magical though that the first hand of legal online poker was dealt yesterday in Nevada.  Keep the dream alive.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013


I've been working pretty hard this year trying to maintain the dream in this limited market.  Here was an interesting one:

IPoker, $5/$10 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. 

CO: $1,284.27 (128.4 bb)
Hero (BTN): $674.50 (67.5 bb)
SB: $979 (97.9 bb)
BB: $1,000 (100 bb)
UTG: $1,188.37 (118.8 bb)
MP: $543.50 (54.4 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BTN with Jh Ad 6d 6h
2 folds, CO raises to $20, Hero calls $20, 2 folds

Flop: ($55) 8c 2c 9c (2 players)
CO bets $55 pretty polarizing bet size, Hero calls $55  

Turn: ($165) 7h (2 players)
CO checks don't think I've ever seen someone pot big flush flop to check turn, Hero checks might as well let him bluff some more off

River: ($165) Qd (2 players)
CO bets $70, Hero raises to $140, CO folds

Results: $305 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: 8c 2c 9c 7h Qd 
CO mucked and lost (-$145 net)
Hero mucked Jh Ad 6d 6h and won $302 ($157 net)

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

I Have Lovely Penmanship

This is an interesting math chart I put together for poker a few months ago.  If you quiz yourself you'll be surprised how far you might be off on some of these calculations that are made every second you play poker.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

"No One Is Donating" -Moon

Cake Poker, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.
    SB: $1,676 (167.6 bb)
    Hero (BB): $395.50 (39.6 bb)
    MP: $1,324.75 (132.5 bb)
    CO: $5,489.27 (548.9 bb)
    BTN: $995 (99.5 bb)
    Preflop: Hero is BB with Jh 8h
    3 folds, SB raises to $20, Hero calls $10
    Flop: ($40) 3s 3h Js (2 players)
    SB bets $24, Hero calls $24
    Turn: ($88) Ah (2 players)
    SB bets $46, Hero calls $46
    River: ($180) 7h (2 players)
    SB checks, Hero bets $140, SB calls $140
    Results: $460 pot ($3 rake)
    Final Board: 3s 3h Js Ah 7h
    SB mucked Kd 2s and lost (-$230 net)
    Hero showed Jh 8h and won $457 ($227 net)

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Inner Thoughts

I wouldn't trust anyone who makes their bed every morning; that shit is psycho.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012


For christmas my family buys liberal books for each other as practical jokes and then throws them in the fireplace.  Where did I come from?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012


As always I am super excited to be throwing a party this new years eve.  I just received my order of three thousand balloons for what is sure to me a magical moment when they rain down from the sky at midnight.  I can't wait.

Friday, December 14, 2012


These mid stake PLO guys so rarely make big bluffs without blockers that it makes these logistical bluff catches that much more satisfying.

IPoker, $2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: $994 (248.5 bb)
BTN: $177.11 (44.3 bb)
SB: $606.70 (151.7 bb)
BB: $643.24 (160.8 bb)
UTG: $415 (103.8 bb)
Hero (MP): $380.90 (95.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Qd 3d Kc Jc
UTG folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, SB raises to $28, BB calls $24, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($84) Qc 8d 2h (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($84) 3c (3 players)
SB bets $64, BB folds, Hero raises to $140, SB calls $76

River: ($364) 9s (2 players)
SB bets $364 this is about as polarized as bets can get and he would cbet nearly all his JT hands on the flop that are worth 3betting pre, Hero calls $212.90 and is all-in

Results: $789.80 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: Qc 8d 2h 3c 9s
SB showed 3h 4c 5s 6h and lost (-$380.90 net)
Hero mucked Qd 3d Kc Jc and won $786.80 ($405.90 net)

Monday, December 10, 2012

Friday, December 7, 2012

My Attempt to Buy a Fog Machine off Craigslist

Is it NIB?  Still available?  Do you have any juice for it?


It is still available. But no juice because it's brand new and didn't come with any. The juice can be bought at party city though.

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may I ask why you are selling it?

Bought it from the guitar center brand new for 300. I didn't need it, but by the time I realized it 3 weeks later, they didn't except returns after 14 days.

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Gotcha, well I'm a buyer at 180 cash.  

Ill accept that. When are you looking to buy?

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anytime before new years is good with me

I live in Decatur, ga.

I suggest the sooner the better. I don't hold the items. It's first come, first serve. So if you want it let me know how soon. I reside in ellenwood, so maybe 10min from Decatur.

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hah, I presume that means you wont be meeting in decatur to sell it?

I will meet you off of bouldercrest. Anywhere else will be an up charge for delivery and gas.

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10 miles at 20mpg is .5 gallons.  so 2 dollars?

Bouldercrest is about 10 miles for me... And I'm doing it free of charge. Perhaps you misread?

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Huh?  Thought you said Ellenwood was 10 miles from Decatur.  Where is bouldercrest? 

No, actually I said it was approx 10 "MINUTES" from Decatur. But honestly, if you want it, we can meet tomorrow. I'll give you an open location, put it in your navi, and we'll meet. All this back and forth is unnecessary.

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Ok ok, no need for caps.  I was just approximating a traveling speed of 60mph and converted your guess of minutes into miles.  I'll avoid those assumptions in the future.  

P.S.  I know you already stated you find this back and forth unnecessary, but out of curiosity what would your up charge price be for a downtown Deactur rendezvous?  I really do abhor driving.  

I do not deliver to homes.

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It was implicit we would meet at a neutral public location to make the sale.

Tomorrow? Yes or no?

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What time is good for u?

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I'm free all day. 

Contact me at 4046*^(#44

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The Following Was by Text:

Hey, it's the fog machine guy.

Hey, where do you wanna meet up?

Anywhere around downtown Decatur is good by me.

The furthest I will come unpaid for gas is candler rd.
I already lowered the price.

I'll pay for your gas money.
185 anywhere around downtown Decatur?

that's not convenient& you attempting to bullshit me.Now, the only place I will meet is south dekalb mall on candler rd. Decatur ga. Take it or leave it. Sorry.

I'm gonna pass.

Say no more. Thx

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Saturday, November 10, 2012


I've been working on music with most of my free time lately.  I usually don't post my creations on here, but I figured I would share this one since I had some help.  Let me know what you think.

Homemade T-Shirt