Friday, December 26, 2008

Holiday Present

So I've been a bit preoccupied by a couple of things these past three weeks. The first is planning for my new years eve party. The second has been a Christmas gift for my lady friend. A couple months back we saw someone riding around on a little moped called a Honda Express. We both instantly fell in love with the style, idea, and fun factor of owning one. They aren't the easiest bikes to come across seeing that production stopped in 1982 or so. Luckily I found one in Athens, Ga (picking it up resulted in 6 hours of driving around lost as previously blogged about). Over the past 20 days or so I've replaced the headlight housing and got that working, replaced both tires and tubes, polished it up and got a new battery. It's in tip top shape now and turned out to be a kick ass present. Don't be surprised to find me riding around in Atlanta...

Stereotypical Conversation

Poker stars just called me to confirm a 5k transfer to my friend Joe and they asked me what his full name is and responded, "I don't know, but he is Jewish so its probably ends with stein or berg or something" and she just laughed and said, "ok, I'll process it."

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Wise Words from Dr. G

"You should never stay in a relationship out of fear that you can't do better; nor should you break off a relationship just because you think there might be potential to do better."

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Poker

Got pretty bored tonight and decided to 17 table 1/2nl on PS to clear a bonus. Managed to run a 24/20 and snap off this bluff:

MatteyA28: posts small blind $1
pokerdogg38: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KKBigDawwg69 [Tc Td]
MSHA8888: raises $6 to $8
borderlinerr: folds
KKBigDawwg69: calls $8
TheKaas: folds
MatteyA28: calls $7
pokerdogg38: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd 2d 5s]
MatteyA28: checks
MSHA8888: bets $18
KKBigDawwg69: calls $18
MatteyA28: folds
*** TURN *** [Jd 2d 5s] [As]
MSHA8888: bets $40
KKBigDawwg69: calls $40
*** RIVER *** [Jd 2d 5s As] [Kh]
MSHA8888: bets $139 and is all-in
KKBigDawwg69: calls $139
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MSHA8888: shows [9h 9d] (a pair of Nines)
KKBigDawwg69: shows [Tc Td] (a pair of Tens)
KKBigDawwg69 collected $417 from pot

Bonus cleared!

Monday, December 22, 2008

If you have ADHD take adderall. Side effects may include:
  • Stomach Ache
  • Dry mouth
  • Loss of appetite
  • Difficulty falling asleep
  • Weight loss
  • Extreme Irritability
  • Extreme Mood Swings
  • Unpleasant taste in mouth
  • Severe Headaches
  • Muscle and Joint pain
  • Euphoria
  • Depression
  • Hyperactivity
  • Delusions
  • Hallucinations
But you can take Prozac to get rid of that depression and your side effects will now be:
  • Stomach Ache
  • Dry mouth
  • Loss of appetite
  • Difficulty falling asleep
  • Weight loss
  • Extreme Irritability
  • Extreme Mood Swings
  • Unpleasant taste in mouth
  • Severe Headaches
  • Muscle and Joint pain
  • Euphoria
  • Depression
  • Hyperactivity
  • Delusions
  • Hallucinations
  • nausea
  • insomnia
  • somnolence
  • anorexia
  • anxiety
  • nervousness
  • asthenia
  • tremors
But you can take Valium to get rid of that anxiety; resulting with just these side effects:
  • Suppression of REM sleep
  • Impaired motor function
    • Impaired coordination
    • Impaired balance
    • Dizziness and nausea
  • Depression
  • Impaired learning
  • Anterograde amnesia (especially pronounced in higher doses)
  • Cognitive deficits
  • Reflex tachycardia
  • Stomach Ache
  • Dry mouth
  • Loss of appetite
  • Difficulty falling asleep
  • Weight loss
  • Extreme Irritability
  • Extreme Mood Swings
  • Unpleasant taste in mouth
  • Severe Headaches
  • Muscle and Joint pain
  • Euphoria
  • Hyperactivity
  • Delusions
  • Hallucinations
  • nausea
  • insomnia
  • somnolence
  • anorexia
  • anxiety
  • nervousness
  • asthenia
  • tremors

Sunday, December 21, 2008

New Years Eve


The word is out; I am having a new years eve party this year. Consequently I've spent about 75 hours the past two weeks working on the playlist for the evening. The rough draft so far is as follows:

She & Him - Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?
Kings of Leon - Knocked Up (Lkke Li vs. Rodeo Remix)
Kanye West - Get 'em High (Ratatat Remix)
Peter Bjorn & John - Let's Call It Off (Girl Talk Remix)
Cassidy - My Drink n' My 2 Step (Cousin Cole Remix)
Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (rogerseventytwo remix)
Jamie Foxx - Digital Girl
Futurecop - NASA (Cryptonites Remix)
Kanye West - Paranoid
MIA - Paper Planes (dfa remix)
Michael Jackson - Thriller (discotech remix)
LCD Soundsystem - Get Innocuous! (Soulwax Remix)
Danger - 11h30
Kid Sister - Get Fresh
Bloc Party - Mercury (Telemitry Mix)
Lil' Wayne - 100 Million
DJ Shyboy - What Goes Around the World (Justin Timberlake vs Daft Punk)
DJ Tripp - Jumping Someone Else's Freak
Estelle - American boy (Nadastrom Remix)
Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Bag Raiders Remix)
Parliament - Tear the Roof off the Sucker
Jay-Zena - 99 Luft Problems
MGMT - Electric Feel (Dskotek remix)
Flosstradamus - Act a Fool
Bee Gees - You Should Be Dancin' (Todd Terje edit)
ABX - Drug Drug Kiss Kiss
Daft Punk - One More Time (Mano Remix)
Michael Jackson - Rock with You
Kanye West - Gold Digger (Diplo Remix)
MGMT vs. Kanye - Electric Touch
Datarock - FaFaFa (Miami Horror Rmx)
The Dirty Secrets - 5 Feet of Snow (Miami Horror remix)
Shawty Lo - Dey Know (Million $ Mano remix)
Queen - Under Pressure
Kanye West - Love Lockdown (Clockwork Remix)
Electric Six - Danger
Danger - 11h30 (DatA Remix)
Rye Rye - Shake It to the Ground (Death to the Throne remix)
Kanye West - Stronger (mano remix)
Crystal Castles - Air War
Yo Majesty - Club Action (Juggernauts Remix)
Jackson 5 - ABC
TV on the Radio - Dancing Choose
Stardust - Music Sounds Better 2008 (DiscoTech Remix)
Grafton Primary - I Can Cook (Miami Horror remix)
Kanye West - Flashing Lights (Mano remix)
Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
Matt and Kim - Yeah Yeah (Flosstradamus remix)
Thunderheist - Bubblegun (Hatchmatik Remix)
Lkkle Li - Little Bit (CSS Remix)
Def Leppard - Photograph
Vampire Weekend - The Kids Don't Stand a Chance (Chromeo remix)
The Dream - Shawty is a 10 (mano remix)
Kanye West - Homecoming (dicotech remix)
The Glamour - Respect the Party (Curtis Vodka remix)
Faker - This Heart Attack (Miami Horror remix)
Lkkle Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone (Black Kids remix)
Walter Meego - Girls
TI - Whatever You Like (DiscoTech remix)
DJ Greg Nasty - Foolish
Santogold - I'm a Lady (diplo remix)
Dj Greg Nasty - Hustlin +OUTRO

Most of these tracks can be downloaded here: http://elbo.ws/

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Degen @ Heart

I can count the times I've gone 5 days without playing poker in the past 5 years on one hand. Seemingly my idea of a vacation is the World Series of Poker or Aussie Millions. I'm still undecided whether or not this can be considered a healthy lifestyle. Don't get me wrong; I still take normal trips. Currently I am in nyc visiting various friends, going out drinking most nights and just having fun doing whatever I feel like. Ironically enough I come home most nights and just want to play cards and gamble. I do what I love. I think it's normal. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Monday, December 8, 2008

"No One Is Donating" -Moon

self explanatory...
k.n.oc.k.s.ti.ff: posts small blind $25
KKBigDawwg69: posts big blind $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KKBigDawwg69 [Ad As]
k.t.ri.e.u: folds
W.iz.a.rd.O..f.A.h.hs: folds
S.e7.e.n.T..r.3.y.: folds
Ch.a.s..e.3.3.0.3: raises $150 to $200
k.n.o.c.k.s.tiff: folds
KKBigDawwg69: raises $800 to $1000
C.h.a.s.e.3.3.03: calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3d 9h]
KKBigDawwg69: bets $8284 and is all-in
C.h.a.s.e.3..303: calls $3659.50 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Jd 3d 9h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3d 9h 5h] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KKBigDawwg69: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
KKBigDawwg69 collected $9341 from pot
Seat 6: C.ha.s.e..3.3.03 (button) mucked [3h 7h]

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Clueless

I am a complete space cadet sometimes. This evening I managed to get lost in metro Atlanta and drove around aimlessly for 2 hours before finding a highway I knew. And after I left my folks place and was about to arrive home I realized I had taken my pops keys and had to drive all the way back again. I fear there is no cure and it will only get worse with age.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

HH

I don't really know where to begin with this one...
U.MD. .Te.n.nis posts the small blind of $25
gamblegambel posts the big blind of $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gamblegambel [Qd 8h]
bust..o_.so.on raises to $150
U.MD. .T.e..nnis folds
gamblegambel raises to $450
bus..to...._s.oon calls $300
*** FLOP *** [4h 6s 5h]
gamblegambel has 15 seconds left to act
gamblegambel bets $650
b.u.s.t.o..._soon raises to $1,050, and is capped
gamblegambel calls $400, and is capped
b.us.t.o._s.o.o..n shows [Qs 8s]
gamblegambel shows [Qd 8h]
*** TURN *** [4h 6s 5h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [4h 6s 5h 5d] [2d]
bu...s...t...o_s.oon shows a pair of Fives
gamblegambel shows a pair of Fives
gamblegambel ties for the pot ($1,512) with a pair of Fives
b.us.to.._.so.o.n ties for the pot ($1,512) with a pair of Fives
gamblegambel: hah

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

A-F



Wise Words from Bart Simpson

"Women are easy... state capitals are hard"

Friday, November 28, 2008

Seven

burst through the vaginal canal
stand your ground on the playground
find yourself
backpack through Europe
meet that special person
be what you want
create what you love
bestow your wisdom unto others
leave a legacy
fade with grace

Monday, November 24, 2008

Update

Well we busted in the first round with a final score of 6-3. I pitched half the game and a few runs scored off a couple errors. Our team was missing some of our better players, but we were outmatched a good bit at the tournament in general. I guess we just dominated the easiest division around town and aren't very competitive in the big city. Oh well.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sunday

Today is the big Atlanta kickball tournament. The best from the state come to play in a 16 team bracket and the winner gets to go on to nationals in Las Vegas. Word is I will be pitching every inning every game. We are the number one seed going in...

Friday, November 21, 2008

It's Not that I'm Not Playing Good...

Longest winning streak, most profitable month, largest bee beard. This constant desire to break records is a recurring problem of mine. It's not like this is some arcade game where the goal is the beat the high score; I literally gamble away tons of money like a dumb ass trying to break my own meaningless record books. I hate my job

Thursday, November 20, 2008

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