Monday, April 18, 2011

Online Poker by the Numbers

Odds the money on PS and FT is safe: 125:1 favorite

Odds the money on UB is safe: 45:1 favorite

Over/Under until you can cash out online: 208 days

Odds you can play a hand of poker on FT in the next year in the US: 60:1 dog

Odds UB will be the largest online poker site in a year: 3:2 dog

Over/Under online poker is legalized and regulated (if not nationally, at least in 5 states): 16 months

Odds I will ever see a tree fall down and knock over a telephone poll and take out the power for a neighborhood on its way down to the middle of the street whilst blockading me at a friends house to play board games by candlelight during a wild thunderstorm on the exact day the tree biggest poker sites are indited AGAIN: 1,000,000,000,000,000:1

Monday, April 11, 2011


  • My mom is in the hospital
  • My girlfriend just dumped me
  • Poker is going poorly
  • My car is falling apart
  • My life is falling apart

Saturday, April 2, 2011