Thursday, November 24, 2011
Failure
I don't know how to initiate a first kiss with a girl, it's pathetic. During my 28 years on this planet I have kissed 6 women. 2 of those were initiated by the other sex. 1 was the result of countless hours of anxiety over my first kiss. And the other three were heavily induced by alcohol. It really makes me feel like a worthless man. It's strange how extremely difficult the first one can be and then the next thousand can be so effortlessly beautiful and naturally expressive. I need help.
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I like to stand closer than normal to them and stare them square in the eye while I talk and they get the message :) !
anon sounds like a creepster
I don't know how you are in personal situations or if you just have way too high standards, but sounds like you need to go wild for a bit and see what all's out there.
You kidding me??? Here try this.. when things are going well, good conversation, good vibe or whatever... (Make sure you guys are sitting kind of closely together) (also make sure that she is comfortable enough with you to let you touch her without it being awkward) (this can be done many different ways, just be creative, find out if she's ticklish, give her a little poke or slap on the arm if she say's something smart assed or whatever). So after she's comfortable with you and things are going well just take a moment back and just kind of look at her in the eyes with a "wow you are pretty amazing look." If she stares back and smiles just move in with confidence. Lightly grab her chin and give her a smooth, short kiss and pull back. Look at her and smile again then just go back to doing whatever you were doing before that like nothing happened. It's good to grab her hand, or rest your hand on her leg or something at this point though to keep the body contact. A few minutes later look at her again right in her eyes and if she is responsive this time you can go for a little more. Just read her enthusiasm to see how you should progress. Good luck. I love helping out with this kind of stuff.
Or... you could just ask her. Say something like "you look so beautiful, I want to kiss you. Is that okay?" or something like that. Like the good will hunting movie moment when they kiss w/ sandwich in their mouth. Keep it casual, keep it fun.
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