Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Xmas

For christmas my family buys liberal books for each other as practical jokes and then throws them in the fireplace.  Where did I come from?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

NYE

As always I am super excited to be throwing a party this new years eve.  I just received my order of three thousand balloons for what is sure to me a magical moment when they rain down from the sky at midnight.  I can't wait.

Friday, December 14, 2012

HH


These mid stake PLO guys so rarely make big bluffs without blockers that it makes these logistical bluff catches that much more satisfying.

IPoker, $2/$4 Pot Limit Omaha Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

CO: $994 (248.5 bb)
BTN: $177.11 (44.3 bb)
SB: $606.70 (151.7 bb)
BB: $643.24 (160.8 bb)
UTG: $415 (103.8 bb)
Hero (MP): $380.90 (95.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Qd 3d Kc Jc
UTG folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, SB raises to $28, BB calls $24, Hero calls $20

Flop: ($84) Qc 8d 2h (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($84) 3c (3 players)
SB bets $64, BB folds, Hero raises to $140, SB calls $76

River: ($364) 9s (2 players)
SB bets $364 this is about as polarized as bets can get and he would cbet nearly all his JT hands on the flop that are worth 3betting pre, Hero calls $212.90 and is all-in

Results: $789.80 pot ($3 rake)
Final Board: Qc 8d 2h 3c 9s
SB showed 3h 4c 5s 6h and lost (-$380.90 net)
Hero mucked Qd 3d Kc Jc and won $786.80 ($405.90 net)

Monday, December 10, 2012

Friday, December 7, 2012

My Attempt to Buy a Fog Machine off Craigslist

Is it NIB?  Still available?  Do you have any juice for it?

thanks,
joel



It is still available. But no juice because it's brand new and didn't come with any. The juice can be bought at party city though.

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may I ask why you are selling it?



Bought it from the guitar center brand new for 300. I didn't need it, but by the time I realized it 3 weeks later, they didn't except returns after 14 days.

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Gotcha, well I'm a buyer at 180 cash.  



Ill accept that. When are you looking to buy?

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anytime before new years is good with me

I live in Decatur, ga.



I suggest the sooner the better. I don't hold the items. It's first come, first serve. So if you want it let me know how soon. I reside in ellenwood, so maybe 10min from Decatur.

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hah, I presume that means you wont be meeting in decatur to sell it?



I will meet you off of bouldercrest. Anywhere else will be an up charge for delivery and gas.

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10 miles at 20mpg is .5 gallons.  so 2 dollars?



Bouldercrest is about 10 miles for me... And I'm doing it free of charge. Perhaps you misread?

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Huh?  Thought you said Ellenwood was 10 miles from Decatur.  Where is bouldercrest? 



No, actually I said it was approx 10 "MINUTES" from Decatur. But honestly, if you want it, we can meet tomorrow. I'll give you an open location, put it in your navi, and we'll meet. All this back and forth is unnecessary.

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Ok ok, no need for caps.  I was just approximating a traveling speed of 60mph and converted your guess of minutes into miles.  I'll avoid those assumptions in the future.  

P.S.  I know you already stated you find this back and forth unnecessary, but out of curiosity what would your up charge price be for a downtown Deactur rendezvous?  I really do abhor driving.  



I do not deliver to homes.

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It was implicit we would meet at a neutral public location to make the sale.


Tomorrow? Yes or no?

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Hahaha


Yes



What time is good for u?

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I'm free all day. 



Contact me at 4046*^(#44

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The Following Was by Text:


Hey, it's the fog machine guy.



Hey, where do you wanna meet up?



Anywhere around downtown Decatur is good by me.



The furthest I will come unpaid for gas is candler rd.
I already lowered the price.



I'll pay for your gas money.
185 anywhere around downtown Decatur?



that's not convenient& you attempting to bullshit me.Now, the only place I will meet is south dekalb mall on candler rd. Decatur ga. Take it or leave it. Sorry.



I'm gonna pass.



Say no more. Thx