A Few Funny Hands from Today: Best Accompanied by the Video Below

"Ole' Clown *chuckle* He's clownin' alright."

-Tuff_Fish

KKBigDawwg69: posts small blind $1
Mastros: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KKBigDawwg69 [Jh Qh]
bait455: folds
TableATM: raises $6 to $8
jk3a: folds
KKBigDawwg69: raises $24 to $32
Mastros: folds
[I'm gonna bust this maniac]
TableATM: calls $24
*** FLOP *** [3h Jc 2h]
KKBigDawwg69: bets $50
TableATM: calls $50
*** TURN *** [3h Jc 2h] [8h]
KKBigDawwg69: bets $109
[hook and sinker]
TableATM: calls $109
*** RIVER *** [3h Jc 2h 8h] [Kd]
KKBigDawwg69: checks
TableATM: bets $155
KKBigDawwg69: raises $741.35 to $896.35 and is all-in
[this one's going to hurt]
TableATM: calls $340.75 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KKBigDawwg69: shows [Jh Qh] (a flush, Queen high)
TableATM: mucks hand
KKBigDawwg69 collected $1373.50 from pot
TableATM said, "ouch"

Seat 2: KKBigDawwg69 ($744.40 in chips)
Seat 3: koko2052 ($43.90 in chips)
Seat 5: agstremist ($639.65 in chips)
Seat 6: PistaBaci ($247.40 in chips)
koko2052: posts small blind $1
agstremist: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KKBigDawwg69 [Qd Td]
PistaBaci: folds
jortom2: folds
KKBigDawwg69: raises $4 to $6
koko2052: folds
agstremist: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [9c 8s 2h]
agstremist: checks
KKBigDawwg69: bets $8
agstremist: raises $16 to $24
KKBigDawwg69: calls $16
*** TURN *** [9c 8s 2h] [Js]
agstremist: bets $44
KKBigDawwg69: raises $117 to $161
[good time as any for a feeler bet]
agstremist: raises $117 to $278
KKBigDawwg69: raises $436.40 to $714.40 and is all-in
[I guess my A9 isn't good; but I had TOPTOP on the flop!?!?]
agstremist: folds
KKBigDawwg69 collected $615 from pot

AJKHoosier1: posts small blind $1
KKBigDawwg69: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KKBigDawwg69 [Tc Th]
cguar0828: folds
billec: folds
mange82: folds
kikinho43: folds
AJKHoosier1: raises $6 to $8
KKBigDawwg69: raises $16 to $24
AJKHoosier1: raises $112 to $136
[the most obvious big ace read in the book]
KKBigDawwg69: calls $112
*** FLOP *** [9s 9h Qh]
AJKHoosier1: bets $143.10 and is all-in
[just hope it isn't AQ]
KKBigDawwg69: calls $143.10
*** TURN *** [9s 9h Qh] [7d]
AJKHoosier1 said, "gh"
[three outs isn't too bad, can't really blame the guy]
*** RIVER *** [9s 9h Qh 7d] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AJKHoosier1: shows [Ts As] (a pair of Nines)
KKBigDawwg69: shows [Tc Th] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
KKBigDawwg69 collected $555.20 from pot
KKBigDawwg69 said, "nh"

KKBigDawwg69: posts small blind $1
pablostar: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KKBigDawwg69 [Ah Ac]
bheinima: folds
holdemhux: folds
mdom: folds
NutzInMyHand: raises $6 to $8
KKBigDawwg69: raises $20 to $28
pablostar: folds
NutzInMyHand: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 7h 6c]
KKBigDawwg69: bets $40
NutzInMyHand: calls $40
*** TURN *** [Qs 7h 6c] [9c]
KKBigDawwg69: checks
NutzInMyHand: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7h 6c 9c] [6d]
KKBigDawwg69: bets $391 and is all-in
[I put you on AK I call]
NutzInMyHand: calls $128.35 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KKBigDawwg69: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
NutzInMyHand: mucks hand
KKBigDawwg69 collected $391.70 from pot
NutzInMyHand leaves the table
Board [Qs 7h 6c 9c 6d]
Seat 1: NutzInMyHand (button) mucked [5s 7s]