Monday, December 22, 2008

If you have ADHD take adderall. Side effects may include:
  • Stomach Ache
  • Dry mouth
  • Loss of appetite
  • Difficulty falling asleep
  • Weight loss
  • Extreme Irritability
  • Extreme Mood Swings
  • Unpleasant taste in mouth
  • Severe Headaches
  • Muscle and Joint pain
  • Euphoria
  • Depression
  • Hyperactivity
  • Delusions
  • Hallucinations
But you can take Prozac to get rid of that depression and your side effects will now be:
  • Stomach Ache
  • Dry mouth
  • Loss of appetite
  • Difficulty falling asleep
  • Weight loss
  • Extreme Irritability
  • Extreme Mood Swings
  • Unpleasant taste in mouth
  • Severe Headaches
  • Muscle and Joint pain
  • Euphoria
  • Depression
  • Hyperactivity
  • Delusions
  • Hallucinations
  • nausea
  • insomnia
  • somnolence
  • anorexia
  • anxiety
  • nervousness
  • asthenia
  • tremors
But you can take Valium to get rid of that anxiety; resulting with just these side effects:
  • Suppression of REM sleep
  • Impaired motor function
    • Impaired coordination
    • Impaired balance
    • Dizziness and nausea
  • Depression
  • Impaired learning
  • Anterograde amnesia (especially pronounced in higher doses)
  • Cognitive deficits
  • Reflex tachycardia
  • Stomach Ache
  • Dry mouth
  • Loss of appetite
  • Difficulty falling asleep
  • Weight loss
  • Extreme Irritability
  • Extreme Mood Swings
  • Unpleasant taste in mouth
  • Severe Headaches
  • Muscle and Joint pain
  • Euphoria
  • Hyperactivity
  • Delusions
  • Hallucinations
  • nausea
  • insomnia
  • somnolence
  • anorexia
  • anxiety
  • nervousness
  • asthenia
  • tremors

2 comments:

KTP said...

you could smoke pot and relieve the adhd and suffer almost no side effects except for being super kind

Anonymous said...

hahahaha super kind! thats wonderful