I now get .05% interest on my checking account. I am a losing online tournament player. I would set the over under for the next time I kiss a woman at 209 days. The crank for my passenger window broke. I spend most of my free time golfing by myself or reading at the pool. I think my dog is well aware that he is cooler than I am; he is still my best friend. When I was growing up my father used to be very discrete about showing any cash while in public; that apple fell far from the tree. People think I am naturally good at many things, but what they cease to realize is I have an insane amount of free time, which allows for ample practice. How else would one get to Carnegie Hall. I am growing tired of my wardrobe. My days are brightened by unnecessarily long walks and the endless possibilities for the future.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Snooze x11
I now get .05% interest on my checking account. I am a losing online tournament player. I would set the over under for the next time I kiss a woman at 209 days. The crank for my passenger window broke. I spend most of my free time golfing by myself or reading at the pool. I think my dog is well aware that he is cooler than I am; he is still my best friend. When I was growing up my father used to be very discrete about showing any cash while in public; that apple fell far from the tree. People think I am naturally good at many things, but what they cease to realize is I have an insane amount of free time, which allows for ample practice. How else would one get to Carnegie Hall. I am growing tired of my wardrobe. My days are brightened by unnecessarily long walks and the endless possibilities for the future.
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4 comments:
I'll take the under for a six pack of the winners choice.
life sounds good. golfing and reading by the pool. enough time it sounds to master the art! a nice brief rather deep and philosophical post.
long walks really do make life better.
I think it is bad karma to bet against yourself, otherwise I might.
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