I have been playing a lot of Starcraft II lately.
I recently signed up for this dating website and I was getting lots of responses and I was emailing back and forth with several ladies, but I had left out my profession. I went ahead and fixed it so my profile says I am a professional poker player and I haven't heard back from a lady since. I am pretty much convinced it is one of the worst jobs ever for meeting women.
I am getting pretty good at Starcarft II.
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This was one of the definitive posts in this blog's history. Succinct, pointed and hilarious. Well done.
you are just now realizing that most dateable women dont want to date a degenerate lacking social skills?
Just tell them how much money you have in your fulltilt poker account and they wont give a shit what you do for a living weeeeeee!!
trying to hack your account as I type this. epic fail.
But how much did you lose?
I pretty much lose at nothing.
-400 that gnightmoon typed that 3rd comment
Wow, this post is most certainly definitive...! If I were you I would avoid putting your actual profession on your profile, or at least be vague with it. Sometimes things need to be explained, rather than left to the minds/imaginations of others. Degenerate, dishonest gambler/loser at life is what comes to most people's minds when they hear your profession - which is clearly what you are NOT! Just sayin...control what you can control - the flow of information. Much of life is all about HOW you deliver/communicate, not necessarily WHAT you communicate. After that, then you can throw up your hands.
As good as this post was, the comments might be even better. I can't take credit for comment #3; that was hilarious.
Will, I will pay you to be my life coach...
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