I have played 611 hands of poker in the past 4 days (about 90 minutes)Has my internet been down? No
Have I had a complete mental and physical breakdown? No
Did the frozen Amy's pizza in my fridge come to life and gnaw out my eyeballs? No
Can women possibly become a priority over gambling to even the biggest degenerate? Seemingly
If those 611 hands of poker weren't some of my most profitable of the year I might be concerned.
