Jobs I Might Hate Less

I am entertaining the idea of leaving my life as a professional gambler for the following...

Struggling artist (possibly in Paris) - I enjoy being creative and poor.

International thief - I'm already a closet klepto and have a ton of frequent flier miles.

Professional blogger - Not really sure what to charge; ten cents a page load?

Town crier - Does this still exist anywhere?

High school guidance counselor - Might finally get me off perma-tilt.