A Modest Proposal

The following aspects of life are all related: drinking alcohol, taking hot baths, playing video games, bluffing push overs in poker, masturbating, eating chocolate cake, sun bathing, making call downs with weak hands out of position, sleeping in, people watching, enjoying trashy MTV programming, and gambling for the sake of gambling. They are all beautiful aspects of life that are solely positive in moderation. There is this invisible line that once crossed they are no longer contributing to your happiness, but rather reducing your overall utility. And the funny thing about such invisible lines, the only way to find them is to cross them.